Finally, a Brand That Lets You Be All of What You Are.
Effortlessly Iconic Branding for
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If you’ve ever felt like you have too many interests to fit into a single identity, you’re not alone. Most gurus will tell you to niche down.
Say that around here, though, and it’s OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Here, we refuse to choose.
We believe your brand can play nicely across all your passions—without sacrificing cohesion or clarity.
If you're ready to ditch the one-size-fits-all approach, we’ll help you craft a cohesive, recognizable brand that seamlessly ties
together your many projects, pivots and
income streams.
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You’re not just one thing—and your brand shouldn’t be either.
Does Your Brand Feel Like a Circus?
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(Not the fun kind. The kind with weird, scary clowns).
Chances are no designer has ever really “gotten you,” so you’ve DIY'd your brand with photos that left you wanting and the never-ending promise of “one last tweak.” But instead of feeling spectacular, your brand identity just feels . . . chaotic.
♦️ You’re stuck using outdated photos over and over and drowning in visuals that looked like mismatched tea sets.
♦️ Your website, social media and offers look like they belong to three different people.
♦️ You hesitate to show up online because your brand doesn’t feel as professional (or amazeballs) as your business actually is.
♦️ You feel trapped between wanting a polished, high-end brand and agonizing over the thought of spending months or thousands making it happen.
Sound Familiar?
Why can’t my different passions just fit together in a way that makes sense?!!
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The burning question that keeps you up at night?
A standout brand without the sacrifice . . .
The fact is: Your passions don’t have to compete. They can coexist in a seamless,
stunning ecosystem.
As shiny object lovers, we excel at connecting dots where others see only disorder. Creating parent brands and sub brands that play nicely together is our superpower.
Once you have a cohesive brand strategy to soothe even the squirreliest of squirrel-brains, give it the royal treatment with AI-powered visuals. Your custom branded photoshoot gives you the confidence you need to step into any space looking polished and professional—without the time, money or frustration of doing it the old way.
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Imagine waking up tomorrow with a brand that finally feels right—one that soothes the chaos in your brain and is so freaking gorgeous you want to share it with everyone, including Steve, the friendly checker at
Trader Joe’s.
Is that so much to ask?
No two creatives are alike, so let's meet you where you are.
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The Multipassionate CEO
The Nicheless Wordsmith
You're a business owner with multiple revenue streams—consulting, coaching, courses, a blog and maybe a podcast on the side. You need branding that simplifies your audience’s journey instead of confusing them. You want to go from a brand that's mad as a hatter to one that's seamlessly united.
You're a curious, passionate writer who thrives on variety but struggles with the recognizable identity you need to build an engaged readership. Should you start multiple publications? Create sections within the same publication? Seek out a signature vibe and call it a day? Your dream is to go from chaotic to curated.
The Visionary
You're a bold, creative entrepreneur with a clear visual brand identity in mind but no means to execute it. When it comes to branding, you've got champagne taste but a Miller High Life budget. The idea that you need costume changes, set design and a pro team for every shoot makes you want to run away to a deserted island. You long to go from duct-tape-and-chewing-gum to a brand fit for a queen.
This is me, but I'm lost when it comes to brand direction
This is me, but I Know what i want And I'm ready to go
I've had this vision for years, Let's F*cking Gooo!
I just want to write. Please Help with this other stuff.
Because if you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.
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The ClariTEA Consult
Menu of Services
A 90-minute creative brainstorming session over tea to bring structure to your beautiful chaos.
$250
Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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The Enchanted Photo Booth
Step into my AI photo booth and receive FIVE custom branded images that make you look so impossibly good, you'll crush on yourself. Includes two rounds of revisions.
$375
*Ask about The Monthly Membership to save up to 60%!
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
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The Royal Treatment
Custom brand identity packages to make your business memorable and streamilned.
Packages can include: 3 mood boards to explore your brand’s perfect vibe, finalized brand board, color palette, word mark and variations, typography (fonts), brand imagery, tone of voice, brand story narrative and guidelines.